He is not old. He is experienced, vintage, and possibly making a noise every time he stands up.
This funny older bloke twin pack includes two phone screen & glasses cleaning cloths with cheeky ageing humour for men who refuse to go quietly into sensible shoes. One cloth says “I'm Not Old, Mate... I'm A Classic”, while the other says “Inside Every Older Man Is A Younger Bloke Wondering What The Hell Happened”.
Perfect for Dad, Grandad, Pop, husbands, uncles, retirees or that older mate who still says, “I could do that,” while reaching for the deep heat.
Each cloth is soft microfibre and measures 14 cm x 14 cm, making it handy for cleaning glasses, sunglasses, phone screens, tablets, camera lenses and everyday screens. One can live in the glasses case and the other can stay in the car, desk drawer, work bag or beside the phone charger.
Funny enough to get a laugh, useful enough to keep using, and far better than another card destined for the bin.
Ready-made, non-personalised and easy to gift.
Designed and printed in Sydney, then posted Australia-wide.
Key Features
• Twin pack of 2 printed cleaning cloths
• Funny older bloke ageing humour
• Soft 14 cm x 14 cm microfibre cloths
• Great for glasses, sunglasses, phone screens, tablets and camera lenses
• One for the glasses case, one for the car, desk or bag
• Ready-made design — no personalisation needed
• Great gift for Dad, Grandad, Pop, husbands, uncles and older mates
• Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, Christmas and stocking fillers
• Designed and printed in Sydney, then posted Australia-wide
