Know someone whose face has absolutely no customer-service setting?
This sarcastic black cat twin pack is made for the cat lover with attitude, the workmate surviving on caffeine and side-eye, the friend whose expression says everything before their mouth opens, or anyone who has ever thought, “My face really needs to stop joining the conversation.”
You get two funny phone screen & glasses cleaning cloths, each with its own bold black cat design:
“I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK”
“I’M GOING TO LET GOD FIX IT IF I FIX IT I’M GOING TO JAIL”
With grumpy black cats, gold artwork and just the right amount of judgement, this set feels like a proper cheeky little gift — not another boring plain cloth. It is the sort of thing they open, laugh at, and immediately know which one is going in their handbag and which one is staying at their desk.
Each cloth is 14 cm x 14 cm and made from soft microfiber, handy for cleaning phone screens, glasses, sunglasses, tablets, camera lenses and everyday smudges. One cloth is useful. Two means there is half a chance they will actually find one when their glasses look like they were wiped with a hot chip wrapper.
This ready-made twin pack is perfect for cat lovers, sarcastic friends, sisters, mums, workmates, Secret Santa, stocking fillers, birthdays or those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. For more cheeky designs, browse our Animal Lens Cleaning Cloths or shop more gift ideas for Cat Lovers.
Funny enough to gift. Practical enough to keep. Way better than a card that gets read once and binned.
Designed and printed in Sydney, then posted Australia-wide.
Key Features
• Twin pack of 2 printed phone screen & glasses cleaning cloths
• Two different sarcastic black cat designs
• Great gift for cat lovers, friends, workmates and sarcastic souls
• Soft microfiber for everyday screen and glasses cleaning
• 14 cm x 14 cm square size
• Handy for phone screens, glasses, sunglasses, tablets and camera lenses
• One for the glasses case, one for the desk, handbag, car or work bag
• Ready-made design — no personalisation needed
• Funny, useful and easy to gift
• Better than a card because they will actually use it
