Open book. Closed mouth. Everybody survives.
This funny 2 pack of phone screen & glasses cleaning cloths is made for readers who would rather battle a dragon than tolerate unnecessary chatter mid-chapter.
The first purple dragon warns:
“OPEN BOOK IN PROGRESS GO AWAY UNTIL THE LAST PAGE”
The second is done pretending to be polite:
“IF MY BOOK IS OPEN YOUR MOUTH SHOULD BE SHUT”
You receive two different coordinated designs, giving you one for the glasses case and another for the handbag, desk drawer, car or carefully guarded reading cave.
Each soft white microfibre cloth measures approximately 14 cm x 14 cm and can be used on glasses, sunglasses, phones, tablets, camera lenses and other everyday screens.
It is a cheeky little gift for bookworms, fantasy readers, librarians, teachers, dragon lovers and anyone who has ever answered a question with, “Can’t you see I’m reading?”
Perfect for birthdays, Christmas stockings, book-club surprises or as a useful alternative to a card. It gets a laugh, cleans annoying smudges and may even discourage interruptions. Results with persistent talkers may vary.
Ready-made and non-personalised.
Designed and printed in Sydney, then posted Australia-wide.
Key Features
• 2 different printed cleaning cloths included
• Coordinated purple dragon book-lover designs
• Approximately 14 cm x 14 cm each
• Soft white microfibre material
• Suitable for phones, glasses, sunglasses, tablets and camera lenses
• Handy for handbags, glasses cases, desks, cars and travel
• Ready-made with no personalisation required
• Funny practical gift for readers and fantasy lovers
• Designed and printed in Sydney
• Posted Australia-wide
